A giant rubber ducky is no more.  As far as I am aware, Hilary Clinton has said nothing on this subject.

The giant bird, created by Dutch artist Florentijn Hofman, was found lying on its side Tuesday night and was completely flat by Wednesday, reports say.

Hofman’s PVC ducky had brought joy to many harbor cities for over five years, but was hated for its freedom and publicly available birth certificates.

Freedom Duck

Freedom Duck (enemy warship in the distance)

Apparently nothing is being done to investigate the puncture.  Hong Kong authorities are silent as to its cause.  After touring Sydney, Sao Paulo, and Amsterdam victoriously, attacked viciously in the waters of Hong Kong, the bird is being patched with lies, as per usual:


Exhibition organisers say it is part of scheduled maintenance work.